• 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

• 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

• 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

• 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

• 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

• 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________

• 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

• 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

• 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

• 10: Top or bottom?

• 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

• 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

• 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

• 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

• 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

• 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

• 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

• 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

• 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

• 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

• 21: How big is too big:

• 22: One sexual thing you would never do:

• 23: Biggest turn on:

• 24: Three spots that drive you insane:

• 25: Worst possible time to get horny:

• 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

• 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

• 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

• 29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

• 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

• 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

• 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"

• 33: What your favorite part of your body:

• 34: Favorite foreplay activities:

• 35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

• 36: What do you wear to bed?

• 37: When was the first time you masturbated:

• 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

• 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

• 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

• 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

• 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

• 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

• 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

• 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

• 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

• 47: Most attractive celebrity?

• 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

• 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

• 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

• 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

• 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

• 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

• 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

• 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

• 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

• 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

• 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

• 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

• 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

• 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

• 62: Do you watch porn?

• 63: How small is too small?

• 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

• 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

• 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

• 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

• 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

• 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

• 70: Booty or Boobs?

• 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

• 72: Have you ever been on an official date?

• 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

• 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

• 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

• 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

• 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

• 78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

• 1 year ago

• still tuesday in my head
• do not ask for all of them; will not answer

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