• Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?

• DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody ;-)

• DirtyKate: Who are you?

• Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot

• Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.

• DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..

• Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order

• DirtyKate: Haha! OK

• DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.

• Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?

• DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!

• Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?

• DirtyKate: Umm...Yes

• DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...

• Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

• **pause**

• DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!

• Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.

• Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though

• **pause**

• DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.

• Bloodninja: How did you know?

• Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.

• Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven

• DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby

• Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?

• DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.

• Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

• DirtyKate: What the fuck?

• DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t

• DirtyKate: F**k

• 10 months ago

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