August 2012
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At the park today
This small group of Brazilians came up to my cart. One starts ordering an ice cream and then another. A woman next to her hands me a twenty and takes one of the ice creams. So after I hand her back ten dollars, fucking five dollar ice cream, the girl starts to hand me five. I tell her that the woman already paid for them and if they were paying separately she should just give the five to the...
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“If you eat two bananas & drink one liter of sprite you will throw up”
– Facebook troll
Really though.
I check my twitter regularly now just to see who Samuel L. Jackson has been insulting.
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foreverhawkarse started following you
OH, HI THERE! :)
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July 2012
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xwhatserface:
Petition for Alfie (Stormageddon Dark Lord of All) as the next companion
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Watch
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Watchchachipistachis:
shorm:
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wandering-visionary:
Sorry not sorry.
I’m not sorry that I’m not sorry.
oh my god, Kate and I just squealed loudly in unison
he’s so HAPPY
He just kicks everyone!
I think an alien could teleport me to the moon and...
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and then tell me “reblog this post if you want to save the world” and I would roll my eyes and watch as the world explodes
that is how much I hate “reblog this if” posts
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The man who killed my best friend, his father and... →
A lot of things learned today that surprise, shock and appall me.
He was going 92 mph when he struck them. Roy Jr., my friend’s father, didn’t react in any way. They had no time to realize what was happening.
Most appalling, the man, Jordan, had no criminal background. He had no recorded history of alcohol or drug abuse. Just a college kid, a man, who fucked up big time. A man who...
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bluebirdsofhappyness replied to your post: Would you fuck me?
lololololol!
