March 2012
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life. love. and the pursuit of kittens.: Rules for... →
timnotbryant:
Never strike a woman. There are very few situations in which hitting a girl is indeed acceptable. These situations include: during sex (if she’s into it) or if she does something like bites your dick and/or balls.
Never pretend to be a girl’s friend to try to get in her…
So I went through the whole “I got friend-zoned” thing. It was with someone who I just...
jinkyjankyjamma:
If a blog is suppose to be window into my mind.
Then all i’m thinking about is food, sex, and movies.
Well fuck you for talking about me and the porn on my blog, sir.
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Watchxwhatserface:
here’s another video of my cat!
yayyy! I’m contributing to the internet!
KITTY
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Watchwowfunnyblog:
omg wot
Reblog if you're the Dragonborn.
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
Morning Gorrilaz lay-about session.
Goodness, why am I still tired and stuffy?
Filling out applications online.
I am pretty done with my job. I’ve decided that even if I can’t find a new job by then, I am quitting this after the summer season ends. That way I can at least have a bit of money saved for tuition, gas, and bills. Maybe I’ll even be able to get a temporary supervisor position for the summer while I’m at it. God knows my coworkers think I fit the bill. But I don’t...
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blowmeiamerin:
i hate when people say “omg this is such cuddle weather” no…stfu its raining and storming and hobos are getting drenched, animal are getting smelly, people are being struck by lightning, and your still not going to get any dick by saying what yoursaying you fucking whore.
Watch
SECRETARY, directed by Steven Shainberg (2002)
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Increasing metal levels.
