Reblog if you have a beautiful penis.
ladysatan: I hate when people bitch about their weight but eat the most unhealthy foods and don’t work out. No shit you’re fat, dumbass. You gotta give to get. Indulgence of the disgusting. My fat matters not to me. An early death is my only worry, but whelp.
Finally some food in my stomach. Talked to an adviser this morning. I have to call the engineering program department to talk to a program adviser about my questions. Class at 7 tonight. Still need to find something to do.
So this means that you're going to do whatever...
And if we start talking again I’ll get an earful of it. But if I so much as go out with anyone and I post some one is going to get pissed. Livin’ the life…
FML school is going to be ruff tommorow
I didn't even need to check to know there was...
But fuck, do you seriously have to know a song for everything?
squirtwig: Do wizards use condoms, or is there a special spell or potion that prevents pregnancy?
Two days in a row now I find myself with a pokemon game song in my head.
If I were a gigapet my only options would be
thenewhotness: pizza beer nap
Going to get so upset at me for posting about you on tumblr and reblog-ing a post about me. The only original posts you have that aren’t weed related are mostly pertaining to 3-5 other guys and, not as much lately (thank god), me. If you want me to leave you alone then why the fuck are you posting more shit about me? Getting out of someones life is a two way street, so go the fuck away....
So I was going to post a short rant before I go to...
One about how I don’t think people should put down their friends’ exes when they are talking to said friend unless said friend is still going through the break up issues and dealing with that. How it is disrespectful to the ex and said friend as people. And how no matter what, said friend did find something attractive about their exes and dated them all for a reason. But I see that I...
I always miss donut days at work. AND pizza days.
I had a weird ass dream. I dreamed that I skipped all of my classes except one. But looking back on what I was studying for that class, that wasn’t any of my actual classes. That means I dreamed that I was reading a textbook for no reason. Hell no. So off to Valencia to get my parking tag. Then either to Austin’s to give him two of the six tickets for his girlfriend, Or straight to...
gellowmold: So like, I’ve never seen a girl in a coconut bra in real life. I’m beginning to wonder if they exist.
I need someone to just talk to.
Dial M For Monkey
The Baroness show next month got cancelled I guess?
At 120 degrees, it was so hot in Australia that...
One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
DO IT →
o1. tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? o2. what on your body is hurting or bothering you? o3. what was your last thought before going to bed last night? o4. what are you listening to? o5. what’s something you’re not looking forward to? o6. where do you think your best friend is right now? o7. have you kissed anybody in the last five days? o8. sex on the...
I feel bad for everyone who isn’t dating me.