I aspire to be a warlock

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May 2011

I want to throw my fucking laptop.
Apr 30, 2011

Hey, I thought of you when I saw this. :) I thought you might like it.

http://pgdwn.tumblr.com/post/5072898980/peterfromtexas-badass-vader

Apr 30, 2011
#So cool. #Thanks Poca #submission

April 2011

The fuck?

Where’s the beer?

Apr 29, 2011
It's been a long time coming.

First beer of the year tonight.

Apr 29, 2011
#YES
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Apr 28, 201192,222 notes
And I'm done.

Guess I’m at that point again.

Apr 28, 2011
Apr 28, 201178 notes
I don't understand why we don't just relocate all of the Australians

And then use the big ass super island/mini-continent as a staging ground for small scale war games. No more civilian casualties. 

Apr 28, 2011
#I want to create a dystopia. #Never vote me president.
Apr 27, 201137,166 notes
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Apr 27, 20112,093 notes
Horse thighs!

It’s been nearly 24 hours since I last ate. Time to get on that I suppose…

Apr 27, 2011
This is a rough week.

I need a few end of term drinks right now.

Apr 27, 2011
#Send me beer!
Apr 26, 2011519 notes
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Apr 25, 201143 notes
What did I just do?

I hope I don’t regret this more than I do already.

Apr 25, 2011
#I'm sorry #glitter whore
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