March 2011
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And this is why I tell people to remain doubtful...
Butt hurt people.
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It is easier to try to make people feel awkward...
REBLOG if you were born in the 90's, & don't have...
An issue I have with people.
Dubstep.
I dislike pre-calc as much as Charlie Sheen loves...
Who am I kidding, Charlie Sheen doesn’t love coke. He is cocaine.
February 2011
Wow, I think StumbleUpon wants me to not...
Third page I get made me extremely bummed about being single. And it was tagged as humor. Statistics aren’t funny.
Math time.
Fuck yo couch nigga.
I just realized something.
I am nearing the age that Goku was at the beginning of Dragon Ball Z.
Time to get my power level up to over 9000.
“A man always look more confident when he’s erect.”
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Katy Perry is now a Proactive spokesperson.
She doesn’t really think we look at her mouth while she performs does she?
Seem to be the only person in the world who...
g33kgasm:
big-noo:
i don’t
i got a nasty rash on my fanny last time i did it
I hate Crystal Castles as well.
I haven’t listened to them too much, but what I’ve heard I didn’t like and I walked past a venue they were performing at and heard a bunch of garbage noise through an open door, not sure if it was actually them or not.
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I'm still pissed off that I never got to be a...
Fuck you Zordon.
Really?
I just grabbed the orange juice and didn’t notice until it was too late. I should have went all the way with that. Cereal and o.j., the breakfast of champions.
Baby you're a firework!
Just kidding, you aren’t. If you exploded that would be much messier and you’d die.
Mother fucker
I spent a bit over forty dollars tonight at Kobe’s. Always let your parent’s pay for your food people, have swallow your pride and have no shame. I wish I knew that we were going tonight in advance, instead of finding out when I got off of work. I wouldn’t have spent as much money the last two days. I changed my availability at work. I need more hours. I like money too...
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I hate when I mispell things from my phone
I can’t edit tumblr posts…
Rapping along to Ludachris with my favorite white...
Good Friday.
Gain a follower, lose a follower?
Da fuq is up wit dat?
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D&D involves a lot of reading.
I’m scared.
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So I got hit up for a booty call last night.
But I fell asleep. I’m like an old man.
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“In the upcoming Duke Nukem Forever, there is a button (Left on the D-Pad)...”
– http://kotaku.com/#!5766182/how-realistic-is-video-game-drunkenness
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So I am really looking forward to this venture...
I’ve read through what seems to be the most important parts of the Player’s Handbook, and am now going through the Dungeon Master Guide. I really want physical copies of all of this stuff. I guess I know what I am doing with the money I’ll make from the extra spring break work.
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