It's funny how people will stop talking to you...
fanifanifanix3: venissa: (via ladnva)
Watching Children of Men.
I’m bored. :(
I've always wanted to have sex in the library.
lostinmyroom: (via tabbycaaaaat, l3monhe4d) risky
Love is like a roll of tape, It’s real good at making two things one.– Flight of the Conchords
Scott Pilgrim vs the World trailer 2 →
nerdcast: HOLY! I am more excited for this movie than anything else in the world right now.
Understanding the iPad.
nerdcast: From WinSuperSite.com: These people value style and status above functionality or cost concerns, and will put up with missing features and annoyances like the overly glossy and reflective screen, because they want to be seen as technology savvy trendsetters. Paul Thurrott, ladies and gentlemen.
I don't really have a type. I just know what I...
niggayougay: (via paintmyworlddarkblue)
bash.org: Quote #572509
: is it just me or does our prof wear sweaters alot?
: that's a sweatshirt
: i think sweatshirt extends sweater though
: so its still an instance
: no it doesn't sweaters suck
: you're an instance of stupid
: ur an instance of ur mom
: I implemented your mom last night.
: i extended ur mom so bad she threw an exception
: or something
: if your mom were a collection class, her insert method would be public
We can dance if we want to We can leave your friends behind ‘Cause your...– Men Without Hats
I’d rather fuck you than kiss you I want a lot of profanity With a lot...– Mindless Self Indulgence
Hi I'm Denise (:: 101 things to do with your... →
INSTEAD OF “HER” you can change it to him (: »» 1. Watch the sunset together. »» 2. Take showers together. »» 3. Back rubs/massages. »» 4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark »» or w/blacklight. »» 5. French Kiss. »» 6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt. »» 7…. :)
Fact: I can't hulahoop for more than 10 seconds
(via niggayougay) I don’t think I can even make it that long.
And then Bella is like "No bed?" and Edward is...
waycider: ngx: apriki: he’s called Sir Sparklealot, Defender of Virtue. No sleep? He should have a full roster of 80’s on every server man!
Oh, I know Kaitlyn
ilovemywifey: They bought a Misfits bag, and thought it was a brand O.O Funniest thing I’ve heard all day.
Michael Bay to Apparently Produce next Teenage... →
nerdcast: graphicly: Color me not excited for the next TMNT movie. But, MAN will those explosions be huge. Maybe he will blow up Vanilla Ice…
innerworkingsofmybrain: give me a fucking headache. let’s kill them all. Except me. I’m a nice guy ;)
Being nice to someone you dislike doesn’t mean...
niggayougay: agony-of-thai: compulsivedreamer: (via kiananichelle, fuckyeahkhangtrieu) Yessuh, you don’t know how many people I dislike
I wanna stay natural, but I can't resist the...
niggayougay: I want breast implants You do what you want, and what makes you feel beautiful.
KITTY: Oh, would you look at this? (she gives Eric a kiss) Ooh, a nice, romantic dinner for two. Donna's gonna love it.
RED: Why, is she bringing a date? Hehehehe!
RED: I'm sorry, but that's funny.
DONNA (coming in): Hey, Mr. And Mrs. Forman.
KITTY: Oh, my. Look at this vision of lovely. Ahahaha! Oh, this is just like when you two were little, and you...you used to eat pretend supper. Only now it won't end up with Donna sitting on Eric's head. Ahahahaha!....Oh. Oh, Red, let's go.
RED: Kitty, that was just awful.
Except it could have ended with Donna sitting on his head again.