I aspire to be a warlock

MY ASKBOX IS ALL,

BECAUSE THERE’S NOTHING IN IT.

BUT IT WOULD TOTALLY BE ALL

IF YOU MOSEY’D ON OVER.

IT WILL ACCEPT YOUR TMIS

YOUR SEXUAL QUESTIONS

YOUR BASIC INQUIRIES

PRETTY THINGS

THOUGHT-PROVOKING TIDBITS

YOUR LIFESTORY

WHATEVER.

SO GET ON THAT.

OR I’LL FIND YOU.

 pleeeeeeeeease????? :)

Ask whoring at it’s finest. And it is a reblog so noone did any work.

jjessiebobb:

the skin around my eyes are so irritated D:

I really need to figure out what is making them hurt so fucking bad.

Ladies let me lay down some important things:

1. Don’t be timid in front of the homies.
2. Don’t be hatin when we drinkin.
3. Swallow or you get it in the eye!

jjessiebobb:

ddaattaassss:

jjessiebobb:

ddaattaassss:

I’m classy damn-it.

you did?

thats why I got a bunch of followers. 

well I guess I should do you, but idk how….

Really? You did? FUCK YEAH! I rule! You click things until a honey ham pops out of your speaker(s) or printer(s).

Edit: How did I not respond to the do you joke?

lol you are such a asshole. 

and idk, you are retarded? 

^And she calls me an asshole.

There is a link on the right side of the dash.

jjessiebobb:

ddaattaassss:

I’m classy damn-it.

you did?

thats why I got a bunch of followers. 

well I guess I should do you, but idk how….

Really? You did? FUCK YEAH! I rule! You click things until a honey ham pops out of your speaker(s) or printer(s).

Edit: How did I not respond to the do you joke?

I’m classy damn-it.

If I like it I’ll post here.

I entertain myself too much for others not to see this.

For the lulz.

g33kgasm:

fuckpanda:

Nobody has to knoowwwwwwwwwwwwww

I hope you are because then at least someone is having a good night.

^ What they said.

jjessiebobb:

I just said

“for old times sack.”

for old times S.A.C.K.

oh my god

I need to sleep.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I KNOW!

I remember like a month or two ago when I flew into a rage at peoples comments on the screen cap from that music video of the black kid wearing that band tee.